Levi dragged me to a flea market to discuss his get rich quick scheme of selling high end shoes which he will be able to get at a five finger discount and then sell them at a super reduced price in a booth at the flea market. We were going back and forth because I really did not see how it would work in such a shit place, but then we saw a sexy Brit, Vallerie, shopping for some luggage. He explained how she exemplified the kind of clientele he was targeting and right in the middle of breaking it down, he completely lost focus and switched into CUNT HUNT mode. He swooped in like a vulture scavenging for its next meal and bagged her in record time. She was a bit coy but he picked up on the fact she was trying, miserably mind you, to play hard to get. He played along and typed his address and phone number into her phone. Wham, Bam, thank you Ma'am and she went and cleaned up. Levi tapped that MILF ass so hard and she was super tuckered out. Nothing like a British accent on a naughty MILF.
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