I was shopping for some furniture and things that could make my apartment look more manly after I recently divorced and Darcy was running this antique store I visited with Ficus. I found a great bar and an awesome pool table but needed to see if it would fit in my home. She offered to measure everything and visit my house to make sure it all fits before I made the purchase. She came by on her lunch break and I showed her my tanning bed as well. I told her I was also thinking of getting rid of that if she was interested. She loved it so much she wanted to try it out and see if it would be something she would be interested in. Of course once she got down to her skimps Ficus and I spied on her and got a nice look at her clean shaven cooch. She caught us but eventually admitted she secretly wanted me to walk in on her. Soon as she said that I knew I was in.
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